hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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