Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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