PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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