we have pet lesbian snakes
This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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