walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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