where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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