Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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