I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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