What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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