Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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