i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Shame - the story of my life.
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