when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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