I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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