Just fell off a train. Bad.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is the high leading the old right now
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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