Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I have aggressive nipples.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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