But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
how drunk are you?
Several
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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