I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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