Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone shit on the floor
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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