its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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