No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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