How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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