I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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