if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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