This girl is more easily done than said...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
