I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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