Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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