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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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