Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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