I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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