wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How's work?
Spinning.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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