Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
its liver damage thursday
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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