She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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