she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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