I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
