We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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