I will die if light touches me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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