I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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