Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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