what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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