Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just google imaged poop.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
