am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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