so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
someone owes me an orgasm
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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