Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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