i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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