I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so that wasnt chicken after all
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Text me some of your sweat
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