this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We’re leaving where are you
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