only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize
