i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
sex in a hospital.. check
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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