Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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