am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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