Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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