Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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