the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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