I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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