I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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