her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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